My mom’s reaction was as follows: “So you’re going to adopt?”
Gah, she is always thinking about kids…
My dad’s reaction: “Tell me more. Do you enjoy it? Are you a real lesbian, or bi? How many people in all have you slept with?”
Dad… overly interested.
In all, it was pretty cool, because they are passed out on the couch right now and they kept more of an open mind about it than finding out my sister had a boyfriend.